I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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