Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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