I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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