I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Can I color on your dick again?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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