Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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