Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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