when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
