North Korea, Best Korea!
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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