Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
be right there i have to get my cape
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
