how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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