I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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