Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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