i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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