Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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