Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
