Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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