i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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