I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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