You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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