Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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