32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I stole a fireplace last night.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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