i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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