Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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