wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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