How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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