I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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