"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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