Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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