Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize