Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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