her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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