matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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