Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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