marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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