i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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