some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Do vagina's smell?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I have post one night stand depression
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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