Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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