Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
look no pants
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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