Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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