Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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