You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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