Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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