Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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