One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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