is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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