we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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