I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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