I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My Higher Power is John Stamos
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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