Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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