Im at strip club and am horny
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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