Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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