was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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