I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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