we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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